When pigeons shit red
Date: Mid August 2005
6 years after I learned "how to remove shit from [the inside of] cars" (ask Alex), I discovered that pigeons banquet with a kind of red berries in August hence shitting red mud on my white car in comparable amounts as sick elephants. Now Ellis knows how to clean pigeon-shit from the outside of cars. She can advice you if need be.
Before you think I slave Ellis, want to state that I didn't force Ellis to clean my car. The fact is that she needed my car the day after the mis-hap because a group of 10 Iranian guests came on an un-announced business trip to check out how ecologically-correct, well organised, respectful and clean Holland is with nature.
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